Ussins

Here are links to two videos of him I just put up in this blog (they’re back-dated to the time of the videos).

At 8 weeks

At birth and 5 days

Tia was using a fox puppet to entertain baby:

(a mid-high, thin, creaky male voice) “I’m here today because I have a confession. I’m a rabbitoholic. I eat rabbits. But I don’t eat babies, I promise. I kiss them.”

I was singing some nonsense to no one and it made Tia laugh, so she told me to write it down:

How much water can a fat man drink
Before he breaks the kitchen sink?

How many hippos can a thin man eat
Before it starts to be a treat?

Here are pictures at 12 weeks.

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And pictures at 10 weeks.

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These and the older pictures (back-posts [1] [2]) were just put up using Alex’s script.

To the tune of Lida Rose/Music Man

Billy Boy, I’m back again Boy
To take the Pug out for a fie!

Billy Boy, I’m back again Boy
But all the Limeys thought I’d die!

Heave, Ho, Yar!
You can hear the cannon blow thar!

Heave, Ho, Ar!
For the wee curmudgeon, there be a bludgeon!

A string of my thoughts led to this exchange last night:

Me: “I think your retard detector broke and you ended up with me.”
Tia: “I appreciate your sympathy.. or something.. whatever that was.”

Then today:
Me: “I am so sick of this fabric over the zipper of these shorts folding back. .. The shorts are as ashamed of the fly as I am of my..”
Tia: “Manhood.”