Apr 06
MESSAGES FROM GRANDFATHER
The Voices Comments OffFollowing is an assembled recording of “Grandfather” calling me to leave voice messages.
Messages from Grandfather (.mp3 file, 2:28, ~1MB)
Transcript:
Apr 06
NAD’S INTROSPECTION
The Voices Comments OffTommy’s Kittens (last post) made little “Nad” grow introspective about the real issues of life.
Nad’s Introspection (.mp3 file, 23 seconds, 183 KB)
Transcript:
Apr 06
TOMMY, THE KITTENS, AND NAD
The Voices Comments OffFollowing is a recording of the first attempt that very young "Tommy" (and his friend "Nad") made at sewing.
Tommy Sewing (.mp3 file, 28 seconds, 196 KB)
Here is a transcript, and a t-shirt inspired of this.
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Apr 06
BIG BEEF (Arby’s Man)
The Voices Comments OffSpeaking of BIG LOVE (last entry), what about BIG BEEF?
For two years in the post-High-School wasteland (though this was a few years after High School), I worked at Arby’s to save up money to get into the mission field. One day this customer came through the drive-through. This is what he said and this is how it sounded. Not kidding. I didn’t get to see him - someone else handed him his Big Montana.
Arby’s Man (.mp3 file, 13 seconds, 91 KB)
Transcirpt:
Oct 27
My scene in Mobsters and Mormons
Acting, Film, Goings-on, Internet Movies, The Voices 2 Comments »I got a clip from HaleStorm entertainment of my scene. Here it is. But first, when I was converting it from .mp4 to .mov format, I got some weird warping effects on me when the process didn’t work because my quicktime pro was outdated. Here they are.
This inspires a character (brief audio clip). “Why don’t you take a look at me? Does it look to you like I don’t know the difference between an ogre and a human?”
Okay so here’s my clip. Do not watch this clip of me in Mobsters and Mormons. Go see the movie. DO NOT WATCH THIS CLIP OF ME IN MOBSTERS AND MORMONS. GO SEE THE MOVIE. DO NOT WATCH THIS CLIP OF ME IN MOBSTERS AND MORMONS!! GO SEE THE MOVIE!! HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO SEE A MORMON FILM TO APPEASE THE FILM GODS?! ALWAYS MORE THAN YOU HAVE, IT’S NEVER ENOUGH ‘TILL IT HURTS!! DON’T LIE TO ME LIKE I’M JUDGE JUDY, YOU KNOW YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT ENOUGH!
My self-review: I think I acted my first and second lines well, and the third maybe a little iffy. But quirky in an interesting way. I know in a marketing sense it’s evil to proclaim any potential flaw in what I do when others are involved. However, this doesn’t trouble me, because I’m evil.