This beauty of insipidity emerged sighing and belting from the depths of an adventure game I played in my youth - King’s Quest V. We marveled at this tune. It filled us with wonder and despair. There was copy accompanying the game urging us to call radio stations and request that they play this song. We obliged. But nobody else could ever hear the wonders of the Girl in the Tower. We pretended to hate it, but deep down, it touched a core of secret pleasure - a bit of that glorious.. whatever this is. Aahh. So delicious. -ly. Terrible.

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