Blather December 18th, 2006
[This entry is rated PG-13!]
I’m looking for personal journal software. Manually dating and ordering entries, and then compiling them into one big file - it’s all too tedious. I want something that is encrypted, password-protected, simple and not fussy-mussy, and not web-formatted-or-based. If it’s web based, you can count on the chances of nefarious forces destroying your life to double. Anyway, I Google “personal diary software” and find this page. For starters, via the many typos and misspellings, you will see proof of the claim in the first sentence describing the software. Maybe I should withhold that criticism for the Engrish; nevertheless..
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Smart Diary
A really smart diary software.. For this purpose Smart Diary not only allows a person to record the diary entry text(will full formatting abilities), but to also record such information as the mood, fatigue, health, shape, night’s dream as well as the temperature, weigth, menstruus and copulation parameters.
..copulation paramaters!?
“Dear Diary, we did it again last night. I have to say, it’s become rather dry and mechanical. Even compulsively or robotically routine, a meaningless void programmed into our life; he inputs his lusts, I return thier satisfactions..”
Yes, that is exactly what people need! A journal to record their copulation paramaters! And if it’s web-based, the whole world can know!