1. 

Writes an IMDB user in reference to APOCALYPTO, Mel Gibson’s new film about a young man fleeing his appointment for human sacrifice in the crumbling Mayan empire:

HUMANE SACRIFICE IS A LIE !

I haven’t read the message, but that could be played off:

There is nothing humane about human sacrifice!  That is a lie!  It is inhumane!  They sacrificed humans!  Inhumanely!

My sister’s addition:

(And, hey, wow, it’s a story like Abraham’s young life!)  (And it’s a LIE!!!!!!!!)

My further comment:

But if it WERE true, MEL GIBSON would probably have the story make them use the HEBREW SCRIPTURES as TOILET PAPER before they were sacrificed!!  Which isn’t right!  Human sacrifices deserve proper toilet paper like the rest of us!

Wait a minute.. do I mean the Torah?  What do those Mayans believe, anyway?

(Actually, I don’t hold Mel Gibson’s drunken comments against him - I’d regard them like a dream where you process all the negative things you deal with, such as, against him accusations of
anti-Semetism - but I’d bet Gibson has thought a hundred times now about never drinking again.  And I hope to go see APOCALYPTO along with a spate of now appearing really interesting films)

2.

My coworkers were messing with this Superhero Name Generator -

http://www.quizopolis.com/superhero_name.php

(I’m "The Radioactive Defender" - I like "Commander Laser" from this one better http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/765/ )

And they put in the name of the CFO.  The CFO is one of only two people among many in the office with darker skin; he is Japanese.  What is his Superhero Name? "The Charming Albino".

3.

There’s a very funny formula, given in a silly children’s book (Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants), which gives you a new silly name, and someone has copied it to a web page where you can find out your silly name, here.  It says my name is Crusty Diaperbrain.