Following is a recording of the first attempt that very young "Tommy" (and his friend "Nad") made at sewing.

Tommy Sewing (.mp3 file, 28 seconds, 196 KB)

Here is a transcript, and a t-shirt inspired of this.

[Begin transcript]


TOMMY: I’m sewing!

A kitten endlessly howls in pain.

TOMMY: I’m sewing the kittens together!

Where are the sounds from the other kitten? It’s dead.

TOMMY: They’ll love each other.

NAD: Do you mean love in the Biblical sense?

TOMMY: I mean love in the Biblical sense!

NAD: (awed) Woooow.

The kitten cries in the throes of death and falls silent.

TOMMY: I mean LOVE IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE!

[End transcript]

The t-shirt:

 I mean LOVE in the BIBLICAL SENSE!

[Ported from my Wiki, first posted May 2nd 2005.  Updated with t-shirt design Nov 30th 2006.]