Speaking of BIG LOVE (last entry), what about BIG BEEF?

For two years in the post-High-School wasteland (though this was a few years after High School), I worked at Arby’s to save up money to get into the mission field. One day this customer came through the drive-through. This is what he said and this is how it sounded. Not kidding. I didn’t get to see him - someone else handed him his Big Montana.

Arby’s Man (.mp3 file, 13 seconds, 91 KB)

Transcirpt:

ARBY’S CUSTOMER
‘Gimme ‘onna dem ‘ona doe dat der uhn da.. .. unh DA BIG BEEEEF! .. ah dao ‘otten da.. an dao.. ‘un DA BIG MONTAAANA! HEP!

[Ported from my wiki, first posted April 18th 2005]