I came up with these absurd lyrics years ago for various themes appearing in Star Wars Episodes IV-VI. I’ve slightly revised them since.

The Imperial March/Darth Vader

HE IS BAD, HE IS BAD, HE IS BAD!
HE IS BAD, MAN HE’S BAD, HE IS BAD!
BAD BUD BA-DAD BUD BA-DAD-A-DAD
BUD-BAD BUD BA-DAD-A-DAD
BUD BAD, BUD-BA-DAD, BUD-BA-DAD!
BAD BUD BA-DAD BUD BA-DAD-A-DAD
BUD-BAD BUD BUH-DAD-A-DAD
BUD BAD, BAD-BAD-DAD, BAD BAD DAD!

The Force/Luke Skywalker

HE’S YOUNG, RECKLESS AND FORLORN,
BUT HE HAS GOT THE SKYWALKER BLOOD
AND HE IS GOING TO BE A HERO:
THE GALAXY WAITS ON THE ONE WITH THE FORCE.

Luke and Leia

IT’S LUKE AND LEIA
THEY’RE SIBLINGS AND THEY KNOW IT NOW
YES LUKE AND LEIA
SOMEHOW, THEY’VE ALWAYS KNOWN, SOMEHOW;

IT’S LUKE AND LEIA, YES!
IT’S LUKE AND LEIA
YESS IT’S LUKE AND IT’S LEIA
YES IT IS LUKE AND IT’S LEIA.

Suite version of Luke and Leia - from Ep. VII album

IT’S LUKE AND LEIA
THEY’RE SIBLINGS AND THEY KNOW IT NOW
YES LUKE AND LEIA
SOMEHOW, THEY’VE ALWAYS KNOWN, SOMEHOW;
THEY’RE LUKE AND LEIA
INCLUDING THEN, INCLUDING NOW
DEAR LUKE AND LEIA,
SOMEHOW YOU’VE ALWAYS KNOWN
YOU’VE ALWAYS KNOWN
YOU’VE KNOWN SOMEHOW

IT’S LUKE AND LEIA
THEY’RE SIBLINGS AND THEY KNOW IT NOW
YES LUKE AND LEIA
SOMEHOW, THEY’VE ALWAYS KNOWN, SOMEHOW;
IT’S LUKE AND LEIA, YES!
IT’S LUKE AND LEIA
YES IT’S LUKE AND IT’S LEIA
YES IT IS LUKE AND LEIA.

In all seriousness though.. the Star Wars films have some of the most profoundly beautiful and riveting music I know.