by RAH concept by RAH and RLH

This may best be expressed as an animation. Plus that way there’s no harm/aggravation to animals.

EXT. - MIDDLE-CLASS NEIGHBORHOOD - FRONT OF A HOUSE

There is some AWESOMELY HYPNOTIC BLAND INDUSTRIAL/TECHNO MUSIC playing in this AWESOME VIDEO. THE MUSIC INCLUDES ROBOTIC CAT MEOWS. A MALE PERSON picks up his MALE CAT ON A LEASH and attempts to put the cat in A SMALL BOX. THE NARRATOR is AN ENTHUSIASTIC YUPPIE SURFER WHO MANAGES OFFICIOUSNESS:

NARRATOR
Put that cat in a box!

The cat is disgruntled and runs: the leash stops him.

NARRATOR
Pull that leash now!

The person manages to get the cat back in his arms without it scratching him (which it attempts to).

NARRATOR
(sympathetic)
Aww, Pinky’s upset. That’s good!

The person puts the cat in the box and suffers a few scratches on the way, yelping in pain. He seals the box, walks to the curb, and dumps it in the garbage can.

NARRATOR
Don’t tell the garbage man!

DISCLAIMER TITLE:
DON’T DO THIS.