[Update: this script has been revised and archived here in Adobe Reader format (with this collection of my scripts).]

Just moving this script from somewhere else - not certain exactly when I wrote it..

EXT. - A FAST FOOD RESTARAUNT

The sign of the restaraunt identifies it as HAMBURGERS. A MEXICAN pulls up to the drive through. The drive through worker addresses him through the speaker.

FAST FOOD WORKER
Hi welcome to hamburger what can I get you?

The Mexican regards the signs. He is puzzled.

MEXICAN
Hey muchachos, where are your tacos?

The fast food worker puzzles over the patron’s request and lack of knowledge. The patron believes he can get what he wants with song.

MEXICAN
(sings)
Hey muchachos, Donde esta sus tacos, hey muchachos?

The fast food worker is taken further aback, and decides to try his own at the foreign:

FAST FOOD WORKER
(sings, ending in dissonance)
Wir bin ein Hamburger und we no have ze tacos, no no, ja?

The Mexican worker betrays his queit dissapointment to the camera.

CUT TO:

TITLE AND VO
Taco.